Last Post 2 days, 5 hours Ago
Thankfully I have my own pool. Because of that, I don't have to swim through the filth of others when I want to take a dip and cool off.
Yeah, kids have always tinkled in pools. Adam and Eve's kids did it even though it's not in Genesis. But defecate? My goodness, that's almost as sick as the Toosie Roll floating in the pool in "Caddyshack."
Cryptosporidium sounds more like an STD that a parasitical nuisance. And think about it, cryptosporidium could be misdiagnosed, dependent on where someone ate the day previous. Can you say Panchos?
In these technological days of haste, it's scary to know you can't trust your food, much less a place to swim after your requisite 30 minute wait after eating to avoid cramps. And that's not to mention the floaties and other toys imported from China.
Sheesh. What a summer for the kids.
(Que music): I don't know about the rest of you mugs, but there ain't no bugs on me.
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