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Happy Birthday!!!...I think....
Dec 31, 2007 | 11:46 AM
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 Dearest Alters,                                                
                                                

I have seen so many of you come out recently, and it makes me wonder how life is going for you.  Sometimes, great tragedies in our lives cause us to break into multiple "selves" when we can no longer handle life's challenges.  This is a serious mental illness called MPD.  Also known as a Multiple Personality Disorder, this is treatable and can be fixed with intense therapy and a lot of medication. I suggest contacting your physician soon, if this is the case.

If it is not MPD, then perhaps you are unsatisfied with yourself and need to vent...but not wanting to sully your own true identity, you make a rouse-a figment of imagination-an alter to hide behind.  Do not be ashamed of who you are.  Sometimes being an ignorant jack-BLEEP just can't be helped.  I am sure that, as with MPD, this situation can be helped with intense therapy and a lot of medication.   I suggest contacting your physician soon.

Sincerely, 

A concerned citizen of Blogville

*If this does not sound like you nor something you would do, then disregard...because, WELL DUH!!!...it wasn't to you.  This is to all the alters who seem to split from reality and may be in the need of some professional help.* 

Birth: 29Dec07

 Passing_Out_Methane

 Good_Bye_2007

 Passing_Out_Oranges

Putons_Sphincter (already great at spamming…42 so far on his/her’s idol’s blog)

 

Birth: 20Dec07

Darth_Vader

 

Birth: 31Dec07

barry_e_bay

 

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Passing_Out_Valium read my blog view my photos
Dec 31, 2007 | 12:06 PM

Happy New Year Shell!!

Oranges and methane?

Man, someone likes me...

LOL

-POV
shellgoolsby read my blog view my photos
Dec 31, 2007 | 12:13 PM

While you're passing out the oranges, I'd like some of those little Cuties please. They are my favorite!

Sincerest form of flattery and affection is to emulate you.
Also known as:
act like, affect, ape, assume, be like, borrow, burlesque, carbon*, caricature, clone, copy, counterfeit, ditto*, do, do like*, do likewise, duplicate, echo, emulate, falsify, feign, follow, follow suit*, forge, impersonate, look like, match, mime, mimic, mirror, mock, model after, parallel, parody, pattern after, personate, pretend, put on*, reduplicate, reflect, repeat, replicate, reproduce, resemble, send up*, sham, simulate, spoof, take off*, travesty, xerox"


"Emulate means to strive to equal, excel, or match by imitating; imitate means to reproduce or copy someone's behavior or looks"
Passing_Out_Valium read my blog view my photos
Dec 31, 2007 | 12:16 PM

I'll stick to the valium...

The pay is much better per pound...

LMAO!!!

-POV
shellgoolsby read my blog view my photos
Dec 31, 2007 | 12:19 PM

Are you sure? I heard threr's a shortage of oranges. Price of Orange Juice and such gets hi in the Summer...may keep this new venture just for the extra kick-backs!
Passing_Out_Valium read my blog view my photos
Dec 31, 2007 | 12:25 PM

I dont know, Shell...

Drugstore.Com has (30) pills for a little over $100. I am thinking (30) pills would be about 2-3 ounces. Even at 4 ounces, thats $400 a pound.

That's if you sell them at cost.

Oranges? I bought some for $.58 each this weekend.

LMAO!!!

I think this explanation would have been funnier said than typed.

-POV
shellgoolsby read my blog view my photos
Dec 31, 2007 | 12:35 PM

$400 a pound...hmmm...I think I need to get in on this...

Now about them oranges...Cuties are something like $3-5 a bag. They are so little but I can peel them in the car when I need a quick fix of sugar. (I'm hypoglycemic)
Onyx read my blog view my photos
Dec 31, 2007 | 12:54 PM

I think you nailed it, Shell...

Wow, four of them were born on the same day!

Whose the mommy and daddy?
Passing_Out_Valium read my blog view my photos
Dec 31, 2007 | 12:55 PM

Really Shell?

I got diagnosed with type ii this past year. It's frustrating but I have it under control with some meds.

Runs in the family and it was just a matter of time till I got it the doctor said.

Anyway, you arent alone...

-POV
shellgoolsby read my blog view my photos
Dec 31, 2007 | 1:10 PM

Noone in my family is. Never had a clue till a couple years ago when I was going thru training for a bog that started at 7am. I kept falling asleep and it didn't matter how much sleep I got.

Anywho, I tried everything but went to the doctor to see if there was some pill they could give me to keep me awake. That's when they tested my sugar and said it was 27...I think 45 is the normal. I had just eaten (on the drive tot he doc's) but they made me eat crackers w/peanut butter and were searching the office for OJ.

Apparently, at my old jobs, I always carried sodas and had chips and such to munch on thru-out the day. In the classes we weren't even allowed to chew gum.

Now I always have food around and people watching for my mood changes that show my sugar dropping. LOL

JOY!!
laydownsally read my blog
Dec 31, 2007 | 1:11 PM

Good_Bye_2007

Birth: 29Dec07


Lamest alter name ever!
shellgoolsby read my blog view my photos
Dec 31, 2007 | 1:12 PM

All on the same day...must have been a hard labor for quintuplets. Could be more but they must not be out of the hospital or able to blog just yet. Give them time. We shall have a re-post of their birthdays so we can tell them happy birthday!!!
shellgoolsby read my blog view my photos
Dec 31, 2007 | 1:12 PM

That one made me giggle too!
chardoney read my blog view my photos
Dec 31, 2007 | 1:27 PM

You're too funny, gal pal! LOL! I don't know why these 2 'people' make 20 and 30 alters each,(like we don't know who they are), but it does show signs of 'distubedness'.
So, is 12/31 the official Happy Birthday Disturbed Alter Ones day???? I've got that 10 lb of dip, I'm not sure onyx wants, if you need some! :))
Onyx read my blog view my photos
Dec 31, 2007 | 1:31 PM

I want it!

What will we "DIP" in it?
chardoney read my blog view my photos
Dec 31, 2007 | 1:33 PM

OK, O, I'll just whip up 10 more lb!! :(

hey, shell, what don't we have a Name That Alter Day tomorrow?!... we can see who can name the MOST alters and then we'll identify them!! :)) Whoever wins, wins the left over dip!! Coooool, huh!!
shellgoolsby read my blog view my photos
Dec 31, 2007 | 1:34 PM

The dipsticks on this site??
shellgoolsby read my blog view my photos
Dec 31, 2007 | 1:35 PM

why wait?? let's start today!!
Passing_Out_Valium read my blog view my photos
Dec 31, 2007 | 1:39 PM

You go first Shell...LMAO!!!

-POV
shellgoolsby read my blog view my photos
Dec 31, 2007 | 1:45 PM

I already got the first 5 POV...what? Are you scared of a girl fight? Can't come up with any of your own? LOL....come on!
Passing_Out_Valium read my blog view my photos
Dec 31, 2007 | 1:48 PM

Oh, I thought we were naming who they were...

My bad...LMAO!!!

I wanna know who the orange and methane people are.

I shed a tear from the flattery...LOL

-POV
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