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Random Moral of the Day Story
Jan 25, 2008 | 2:02 PM
Category: News
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I have 2 dogs, and was buying a large bag of Purina at Wal-Mart and was in line to check out.

The woman behind me asked if I had a dog.

Uh...Duh?

On impulse, I told her no, I was starting The Purina Diet again. Although I probably shouldn't because I'd ended up in the hospital the last time. But I'd lost 50 pounds before I awakened in ICU with Tubes everywhere and IVs in both arms.

I told her that it was essentially a perfect diet and the way it works is to load your pockets with Purina nuggets and simply eat one or two every time you feel hungry. The food is nutritionally complete so I was going to try it again. I have to mention here that practically everyone in line was now enthralled with my story, particularly a tall guy who was standing behind her.

Horrified, she asked if I ended up in ICU because the dog food poisoned me.
I told her no, I'd been sitting in the street licking my butt and a car hit me.

I thought the guy standing behind her was going to need help as he staggered to the door laughing.


Life is short.

Break the rules, forgive quickly, kiss slowly, love deeply, Laugh uncontrollably, and never regret anything that made you smile.

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chardoney read my blog view my photos
Jan 25, 2008 | 2:33 PM

ROFL!! "I'd been sitting in the street licking my butt and a car hit me." I have this mental picture. LOL!!

p.s I won't mention that this should be in ENTERTAINMENT, right????? :(
shellgoolsby read my blog view my photos
Jan 25, 2008 | 2:40 PM

FINE! I moved it to Entertainment. But Morals are news...since noone seems to have them anymore...tee hee hee : )
chardoney read my blog view my photos
Jan 25, 2008 | 2:56 PM

LOL!! PUT IT BACK... no one looks in Ent or anything but news. It'll die a lonely cold death over there!!
shellgoolsby read my blog view my photos
Jan 25, 2008 | 3:09 PM

Ey ey Mayor Char!
Showdog read my blog view my photos
Jan 25, 2008 | 4:22 PM

Marily and Mayor, y'all have a gud weekend.

I'm going to look at new vehicles.
criesenbeck read my blog view my photos
Jan 25, 2008 | 4:38 PM

ROTFLMAO!!! That is just too funny!! Thanx for the laugh. :-D
TexasTruBlu read my blog view my photos
Jan 25, 2008 | 6:05 PM

Thank you. I needed a good laugh. But I really didn't need that picture stuck in my head....
junecleaver read my blog view my photos
Jan 25, 2008 | 6:21 PM

Right on!! I love the shock factor. LOL I love to keep a straight face at times when I'm joking, especially with people who don't seem to have much of a sense of humor. Years ago, I was in a dinner club with some of the dullest ppl on the planet. One of the women mentioned some top celebrity news story. So, I said, "Was it in the Enquirer? Until it's in the Enquirer, I don't pay attention to it." I then was treated to a long lecture from her & the other women about how the Enquirer is a "tabloid" & it doesn't always tell the truth! Really now! LOL
cowboyswife58 read my blog view my photos
Jan 27, 2008 | 11:19 AM

LMAO I'm a little late in reading this but holy smokes, its a gut buster for sure!
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