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Dear Defensive Coordinator,

Please resign.

Sincerely Yours,

Browns Fans - past, present and future.

"The Hedonistic Imperative outlines how genetic engineering and nanotechnology will abolish suffering in all sentient life.

The abolitionist project is hugely ambitious but technically feasible. It is also instrumentally rational and morally urgent. The metabolic pathways of pain and malaise evolved because they served the fitness of our genes in the ancestral environment. They will be replaced by a different sort of neural architecture - a motivational system based on heritable gradients of bliss. States of sublime well-being are destined to become the genetically pre-programmed norm of mental health. It is predicted that the world's last unpleasant experience will be a precisely dateable event.

Two hundred years ago, powerful synthetic pain-killers and surgical anesthetics were unknown. The notion that physical pain could be banished from most people's lives would have seemed absurd. Today most of us in the technically advanced nations take its routine absence for granted. The prospect that what we describe as psychological pain, too, could ever be banished is equally counter-intuitive. The feasibility of its abolition turns its deliberate retention into an issue of social policy and ethical choice."

http://www.hedweb.com/

The Browns' leadership is broken from Lerner down to the Waterboy. You don't let an overrated WR take over the team. Winslow's problems with the Browns are just the tip of the "mis-management ice berg". That means there must be a lot of dissention in that locker room. Come Lerner, get rid of the front office, the coaches, coordinators and start over. If Winslow is gonna be a problem for the rest of the year, bench him. Put somebody in his position that is hungrier than him.

Hey Kellen, quit whining and get to work. Nobody has sympathy for someone who plays a sport and gets paid millions. Get a straw and suck it up.

Prez
___Obama

Ohio(Summary)
___Issue 1 - Yes
___Issue 2 - No
___Issue 3 - No
___Issue 5 - Yes
___Issue 6 - Yes
___Atty Gen - Crites
___Congress 10th - Conroy
___Rep 14th - Morris
___Cuyahoga Comm - Sutherland
___Prosecuter - Butler
___County Recorder - Luks

Cleveland (Summary)
___Issue 35 - Yes
___Issue 36 - Yes
___Issue 37 - Yes
___Issue 38 - Yes
___Issue 39 - Yes
___Issue 40 - No

Prez
___Obama

Ohio(Summary)
___Issue 1 - Yes
___Issue 2 - No
___Issue 3 - No
___Issue 5 - Yes
___Issue 6 - Yes
___Atty Gen - Crites
___Congress 10th - Conroy
___Rep 14th - Morris
___Cuyahoga Comm - Sutherland
___Prosecuter - Butler
___County Recorder - Luks

Cleveland (Summary)
___Issue 35 - Yes
___Issue 36 - Yes
___Issue 37 - Yes
___Issue 38 - Yes
___Issue 39 - Yes
___Issue 40 - No

Is it true according to this report? http://deadspin.com/5061761/kellen-winslows-out-with
swollen-testicles

Well boys and girls, I've done the research and this is how you should vote:

Prez
___Obama

Ohio(Summary)
___Issue 1 - Yes
___Issue 2 - No
___Issue 3 - No
___Issue 5 - Yes
___Issue 6 - Yes
___Atty Gen - Crites
___Congress 10th - Conroy
___Rep 14th - Morris
___Cuyahoga Comm - Sutherland
___Prosecuter - Butler
___County Recorder - Luks

Cleveland (Summary)
___Issue 35 - Yes
___Issue 36 - Yes
___Issue 37 - Yes
___Issue 38 - Yes
___Issue 39 - Yes
___Issue 40 - No

Well boys and girls, I've done the research and this is how you should vote:

Prez
___Obama

Ohio(Summary)
___Issue 1 - Yes
___Issue 2 - No
___Issue 3 - No
___Issue 5 - Yes
___Issue 6 - Yes
___Atty Gen - Crites
___Congress 10th - Conroy
___Rep 14th - Morris
___Cuyahoga Comm - Sutherland
___Prosecuter - Butler
___County Recorder - Luks

Cleveland (Summary)
___Issue 35 - Yes
___Issue 36 - Yes
___Issue 37 - Yes
___Issue 38 - Yes
___Issue 39 - Yes
___Issue 40 - No

Are we there yet?

Obama: You suck.
McCain: No, you suck. A big one.

Obama: Dude you goin down.
McCain: What? Didn't drink a 40 today?

Obama: Yo mama so old, osteoperosis is outta date.
McCain: Yo mamma WAS so fat, she used flour to find the wet spot.

Obama: So watch you doin' for the economy?
McCain: Well, no taxes for one and number two, give you a ticket back Shy Town.

Obama: You gonna tax so much, the bail out is gonna look like a dollar store.
McCain: Yo mama WAS so fat...

Obama: You already said that. Must be the alzheimers.
McCain: Alzheimers? What community did you organize? A yeah, the bums!

Obama: Time for nap?
McCain: Zzzzzzzzzzzzzzz. What the.....

Obama: Wake up John!
McCain: You wake up. The American people don't want a ACORN, Ayers loving, Wright spewing, half a muslim wanna be, runnin' the country.

Obama: Prove it. You can't lift your arm to wave the flag you buck fusher.
McCain: Wave the flag? You can't put your hand on your heart!. You pledge greivance.

Obama: Yeah, the Cardinals ain't gonna win a game this year.
McCain: And the Bears will come to a screeching halt.

Obama: So, you had to get a hooker look alike to be your VP.
McCain: And your VP? He needs 3 shoes. Two for his feet and one for his mouth. How 'bout those plugs?

Obama: So, you can't be President, you can't design the White House master bedroom like a Hanoi prison cell.
McCain: So, your gonna design it like slave quarters?

Now taking bets

On television today a Democratic operative pointed out that when Obama holds a rally 25-30,000 people show up, whereas when McCain holds one he only draws 10-15,000.

 A Republican spokesman replied, 'That's because most of McCain's supporters are at work.

No matter which way you cut it, well educated people are responsible for what is going on right now. They are the "experts". If you're gonna give poor uneducated people a mortgage they can't pay, they will take it. They don't care about the future. But, supposedly, the well educated do care about the future. Notice I didn't refer to the well educated as smart. You can have a good education and still be as dumb as a rock. Undergraduates, take note.

Excerpt from Forbes 400 article:

"The rich haven't gotten richer--or poorer--this year. The price of admission to this, the 27th edition of The Forbes 400, is $1.3 billion for the second year in a row. The assembled net worth of America's wealthiest rose by $30 billion--only 2%--to $1.57 trillion."

So, send them the bill for the bailout!