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Kids are quick?
Apr 14, 2008 | 3:03 PM
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Kids Are Quick !!!
 
TEACHER:   Maria, go to the map and find North America
MARIA:      Here it is.
TEACHER:  Correct. Now class, who discovered   America ?
CLASS:       Maria.
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TEACHER:  John, why are you doing your math multiplication on the floor?
JOHN:         You told me to do it without using tables.
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TEACHER:  Glenn, how do you spell 'crocodile?'
GLENN:      K-R-O-K-O-D-I-A-L'
TEACHER: No, that's wrong
GLENN:      Maybe it is wrong, but you asked me how I spell it.
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TEACHER:  Donald, what is the chemical formula for water?
DONALD:    H I J K L M N O.
TEACHER:  What are you talking about?
DONALD:    Yesterday you said it's H to O.
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TEACHER:  Winnie, name one important thing we have today that we didn't have ten years ago.
WINNIE:       Me!
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TEACHER:  Glen, why do you always get so dirty?
GLEN:         Well, I'm a lot closer to the ground than you are.
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TEACHER:    Millie, give me a sentence starting with 'I.'
MILLIE:          I is..
TEACHER:   No, Millie..... Always say, 'I am.'
MILLIE:         All right..  'I am the ninth letter of the alphabet.'    
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TEACHER:   George Washington not only chopped down his father's   cherry tree, but also admitted it. Now, Louie, do you know why his father didn't punish him?
LOUIS:        Because George still had the axe in his hand.  
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TEACHER:  Now, Simon, tell me frankly, do you say prayers before eating?
SIMON:      No sir, I don't have to, my Mom is a good cook.
 
TEACHER:   Clyde , your composition on 'My Dog' is exactly the same as your brother's.   Did you copy his?
CLYDE :      No, sir.  It's the same dog.
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TEACHER:     Harold, what do you call a person who keeps on talking when people are no longer interested?
HAROLD:       A teacher .
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furbie read my blog view my photos
Apr 14, 2008 | 3:58 PM

hahahahaha these are good ones, Tall !
Back2Nature read my blog view my photos
Apr 14, 2008 | 8:42 PM

Those are hilarious, tallone! Thanks for a really good laugh!
Klutzy2508 read my blog view my photos
Apr 14, 2008 | 9:42 PM

hahaha, thanks for the laugh. These were priceless.
squirrelfriend read my blog view my photos
Apr 15, 2008 | 8:23 PM

LOL! thanks for sharing tallone!
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i am a disabled 42 year old man i been living here since the end of April of 2006 i have a dog Reggie. me and my gf think he part of the family. he thinks he is a kid himself lol. we enjoy camping going to OK every so often we also go to Michigan from time to time to see family. Reggie is from operation kindness he just the sweetest mutt you know he loves people but he don't like other dogs lol. maby that cause he human lol . my gf been working the same job for most of her life they told her you can move to Dallas or not have a job. so we did we really enjoy being here and think the nicest people live in Texas.

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